At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Someone came in the potted fern
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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