shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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