pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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