Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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