Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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