i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
