If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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