Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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