just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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