Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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