He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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