I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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