We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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