Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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