jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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