i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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