I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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