Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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