is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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