just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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