Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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