This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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