summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think I sprained my soul last night
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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