you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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