I cockslap morals
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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