Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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