I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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