You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
