i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Randomize
