if i can run in heels then i can drive
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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