YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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