we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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