How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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