Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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