Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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