i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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