so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we're making bets on your personal life
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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