omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So. Much. Porn.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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