I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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