Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
false alarm. still invincible.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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