idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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