Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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