i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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