Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
