Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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