glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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