I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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