that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I love having hate sex.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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