Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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