nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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