Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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